Thursday, February 5, 2009

Mi Dominican Wife

Mi Dominican Wife

She'll cook some mangú just in time for La Comida
When she's mad she says "COÑO!" when she's happy she says "Mi Vida."
She will mop, she will wash, all while doing her hair.
But will call me "MARRRRDITO!" if I leave my underwear
En el baño at night when I'm taking a shower
And will yell out "AVANSA!" if I last more than half an hour.
To hell with Lysol she cleans with Fabuloso
And she wears tight ass jeans just to make me celoso.
She shows her gran bómper which makes her complete.
But don't come in her home without wiping your feet.
She calls me "Negrito" even though I'm blanquito
And at night she gets close just to feel el calientito
Vicks Vapor Rub and some Tea for when I'm really emfermo.
At the beach there's spaghetti's, salami, arroz & café en un thermo.
She tells me "vete a pelá lo' moño que parese un mi'mo loco"
While she waits she wil make some arroz dulce con coco
She'll make me crazy looking for una baina en la mesa
And she'll look at me funny when she has a sospecha.
Mi Dominican Wife....I have to stop escribiendo...
She just saw me online and asked "...y que tu ta' haciendo?"
~Jonmicol~

4 comments:

Nerdote said...

ajjajaj muy bueno PAPO muy bueno! Tu lo escribiste?

Jonmicol said...

si...lo escribí ayer en la chamba.....me fui en una inspiración Quisquellana causada por mi doñita...jejeje!

Virgen said...

De eso es lo que hablo, esta muy bueno todo un poema, mejor dicho una rima.

Nerdote said...

estoy impresionado te quedó cabrón!