Never Choke in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky,they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that sheis in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kinya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanksdown her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with histongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and theobstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, theHillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind LickManeuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'