Need Someone to move my pee soaked couch...

I have a pee soaked sleep sofa which i need moved from the top of a 6th floor walkup to the top of a 6th floor walkup right next door. You must carry the sofa clenched between your ass cheeks and avoid stepping on every 4th step. If you get thirst you may drink directly from the faucet like the animal I think you are because I will provide you with no glass. You must have insurance, a license and be bonded, and be available to do this on 5 minutes notice anytime between now and Sept 3rd. I will take the lowest bidder no matter if you are criminally insane and are obviously going to rip me off. Like many people, I refuse to pay more for responsible and reliable movers, when I can save a couple pennies by hiring complete shitheads. Please provide a list of references so I may call your best customers and harass them in the middle of the night. What are you waitng for, hurry up!

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Que clase de pluma!!

AL CALLAO!!

Sad But True...this actually happenned!!

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Wal-Mart Employee: 'Hello 'Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.' Wal-Mart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'Customer:
“Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that “We will miss you”.


Sad but true - this actually happened.

Se Muere Mi Tio Gando...

Mi pobre tio Gando se murio.....ahora mi familia se queda sin Gando!!


Espero que comprendan!! je je je

El carro del Futuro...

Despues de que salga este carro uno llegara tarde al trabajo porq no encontraba el jodio carro ese!!!

Pa' que aprenda...

Esto es pa' que aprenda....a nadie le gustaria que le quemaran una nalga...je je je!!

Que Clase de Perro es este??

No quisiera ver a este perro encojonao....

Pensando en Diseñar mi CD....que creen de este??

Quizas se pege o no?

A quien tu le dices pato??

No soy un pato...soy una Llama diva y llamativa!!

Que Busca Barney en Villa Mella??

Vieron a Barney en Villa Mella....hmm...Quizas es que quiere irse a duo con el Lapiz!!

Me robaron el marrrdito carro!!!

Oye...pero p'onde tu va con esa vaina loco??

Todo tiene sus limites...

Se lo tumbe a: El Platanero

Bueno nena...dame un break!!

Un momento por favor!

Misiles en Irak...

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

New Cell Phone Law....

Cell phones - New Law According to a proposed new law that would go into effect Jan 1, 2008 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a 'hands free' adapter. I went toCircuit City and they wanted $50 for a headset with a microphone for my cell phone. Having a friend in the cell phone bus iness, I talked with him and was able to come up with an alternative, working through Office Depot. These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size fits all. I paid him $0.08 each because he bought in quantity. Then we tried it with Motorola, Sprint, Verizon and Nokia units and they worked perfectly. A photo is attached so scroll down & take a look and let me know if you want one. Also, forward this to anyone you know, who has a cell phone, and who may want one!

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